Do you want to remember what it’s like to be a virgin? Look no further, because I, (Punny McCleod) am your guy! American football, heavy metal, and blockbuster science-fiction action movies are my true mistresses. No vagina will ever come between them and me. The day I don’t reference one of these mediums is the day I die because I will not be awake to put on one my combined 60 t-shirts of representing them.
Be very careful around me, because I am highly opinionated about all of these and will analyze or debate all of these things to death whether or not you want me to. Besides the things mentioned previously, I enjoy good company, discussion, food and drink, and being Space Columbo’s ever-procrastinating peon.